Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Love me, love me, say that you love me!

Well hello there!

My name is Bryanboy and I'm planet Earth's favourite third world fag. I'm also the gayest gay that ever gayed. In fact, I am so gay that I even sweat glitter.





I live in a faraway land called Manila, Philippines. Everything is soo fucking ugly here. Trust me, I'm probably the best thing ever that came out of this fabulous gloryhole.


I run a little narcissistic shrine dedicated to my fantastic glory, www.bryanboy.com. Lots of people around the world go there and to be honest with you, I really don't know why. Maybe it's because I'm fucking pretty and you secretly want to be as thin as I am. =)



Don't you agree?


Own a piece of me today and

help me keep the faggotry alive.




My stickers feature two of my world-famous slogans, "Keep the faggotry alive!" and "Baboosh!". Each packet includes three (3) limited edition stickers measuring 8.5 x 1.38 inches each. Shipping and handling is included in the price (US$8.49). Please allow anywhere between 1-3 weeks for delivery. God knows how long the mail takes from the third world. The Philippine Postal System is the epitome of the slow boat but trust me -- my stickers WILL FUCKING GET THERE, WHEREVER YOU ARE IN THE PLANET!






















I accept all major credit cards and eChecks. All orders are processed securely by my authorized payment processor Paypal.

Help me achieve world domination by posting my sticker to places where many people can see it, think subway stations, ATM machines, phone booths, buses, car bumpers, whatever... and then take a photo of it.

I also want YOU to take photos of as many people as you possibly can, holding the "I *heart* Bryanboy.com" sticker. I want old people, young people, poor people, wealthy people, men in uniform, dying people, well-dressed people, actors, actresses, chavs, beggars, supermodels, school teachers, pedophiles, burger flippers, prostitutes, firemen, soldiers, you name it.

If you don't think I'm worth the US$8.49, or, if you're too poor to buy my sticker, a nice, nifty hand-scribbled "____ LOVES BRYANBOY" sign will suffice. *wink*

Be spontaneous! Be creative! Send all your photos to my oh-so-loyal email account, bryanboy@gmail.com and tell me where you're from.

I love you all!



P.S. Because I'm a shameless, self-promoting whore, my stickers are free to members of the press -- newspapers, magazines, etc. Email me and I'd be more than happy to send some to you.

13 Comments:

Blogger Useless Man said...

Hmmm... What piece of Bryanboy comes with these stickers?

11:30 AM  
Blogger Orhan Kahn said...

Re: Manilla Zoo; good luck. It certenly is a good cause.

7:33 AM  
Blogger Wally Banners said...

"I am SOOO gay that I even sweat glitter." ROFL MAN PRICELESS LMFAO!
Merry Xmas

6:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck, WHAT HAPPENED TO BRYANBOY.COM!

12:03 AM  
Blogger J's Girlfriend said...

I agree, the sweating of glitter is hilarious... beats my previous fave "camp as a row of pink tents"

4:47 PM  
Anonymous DotMySpot said...

hiye :) just stopping by to say hi.. nice blog u have here :)

@@" wat happened?

3:40 AM  
Blogger Jenn of the Jungle said...

LOL.....I thought BrianBoy's site made me laugh.

11:42 AM  
Anonymous hodgepodger said...

sweating glitter! now that is extreme....lol!

1:17 AM  
Blogger David said...

Funny Stuff! Have a great day.

12:44 PM  
Blogger Suray said...

You look great bro!

7:06 AM  
Blogger Suray said...

alright, I give up.

7:09 AM  
Blogger nastasha said...

that's a very good way of promoting yourself! i love your ideas bryanboy!

xoxo gossipgirl

8:38 AM  
Blogger Ms. Jay said...

Oh, you are gorgeous!

7:06 AM  

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